Maxine …
NEVER ENOUGH MAXINE
OK, yes I know this is taking the easy way to do a post, but today is Sunday, I have two extremely hard classes this session, I am tired and Maxine says things so much better than I, so indulge me, please?
“One of my co-workers has an annoying habit: she works! Makes me look bad.”
“The only thing worse than a Monday is a decaffeinated Monday.”
“There should be a support group for women who will not put their dishes in the dishwasher DIRTY”
“A household hint: Stop dusting and you can use your coffee table as a message board.”
“Homemade gifts are the perfect way to say, “I’ve got lots more time than money!”
“I’ve finally found an honest mechanic. He honestly doesn’t know how to fix ANYTHING.”
“Finally, I think conservatives and liberals should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run ‘em over.”
As I said, Maxine says it much better than I … except for …”Y’all come back, ya’ hear!”
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